Dear CrushCrawfishRules1171,
I'd say "Dream on!" but it's a) already been said and b) I'm supposed to be working on myself, according to Dr. Doppler. That means not titling my replies "Die. Die. Die" but you understand, don't you? You seem to think it's cool. If you really want to be like me, come by my psychiatric cell. You tell me how much you heart me. I'll tell you how much I hate you. And in the course of a productive cathartic discussion I'll kill you. Because... wait, we don't promote killing Reploids either? What DO we promote? Wait I'm not done Doppler I'm gonna ki
Sincerely,
Crush Crawfish
Destruction God of the Seven Seas
Abandoned Warehouse, DoppleTown
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Warning! Warning! Warning!
TO: Sigma, SUBJECT: Crush Crawfish
Crawfish is having trouble adjusting to his life on the shipyard. He is an excellent worker but while he delivers on his promise to kill all Maverick Hunters on sight, he frequently fights with his co-workers and has been physically violent with Volt Catfish and the Maverick known as Vile. (I'm no fan of Vile's, but I believe he could prove useful and anyway, he knows I can scrap him whenever I want.)
I consulted with psychiatric experts about Crawfish's condition and we decided that the best course of treatment would be for Crawfish to interact with other life forms. Of course, since he is so unstable, face-to-face interactions would almost certainly result in the death of the other person(s). As a result, we decided to have Crawfish run an advice column which we believe will trigger what's left of his suffering circuit and eventually compel him to behave responsibly on behalf of Doppler's Army. Both the original letters and Crawfish's responses will be posted to a website, similar to what humans did in the pre-robotics era.
I have no reservations about this psychiatric treatment and I am confident that at its end, Crawfish will only target the enemies of Sigma and avoid counterproductive violence.
Dr. Doppler
MM/DD/2125
I consulted with psychiatric experts about Crawfish's condition and we decided that the best course of treatment would be for Crawfish to interact with other life forms. Of course, since he is so unstable, face-to-face interactions would almost certainly result in the death of the other person(s). As a result, we decided to have Crawfish run an advice column which we believe will trigger what's left of his suffering circuit and eventually compel him to behave responsibly on behalf of Doppler's Army. Both the original letters and Crawfish's responses will be posted to a website, similar to what humans did in the pre-robotics era.
I have no reservations about this psychiatric treatment and I am confident that at its end, Crawfish will only target the enemies of Sigma and avoid counterproductive violence.
Dr. Doppler
MM/DD/2125
About The Author
- Crush Crawfish
- The Shipyard, DopplerTown
- Currently undergoing psychiatric treatment. Unavailable to comment on recent Maverick uprising. Will kill if provoked.
Likes
- Freedom
- Violence
- Friendly Fire
- Collateral damage
Dislikes
- Warehouses
- Thunder
- Everyone
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